I go out to eat Friday Night with a bunch of my friends.
I didn’t Fluid Load, and I DID Pee before I left the house!
WHY?
Because even though that helps me Pee under pressure, I want to try to get over that and just Urinate like a normal man does.
Which means, if I need to Pee, I’ll Pee. If not, I won’t.
Easy as that!
So we eat our meal, and the whole time I’m drinking Root Beer (two bottles) and I’m also drinking Water. I’m not desperate (like I normally am) to Pee, but I decide about halfway through the meal, that I’ll egg it on and attempt to Pee before we leave.
And that I DO!
I excuse myself from the table, and make my way back to the restrooms.
I catch eyes here and there looking at me as I pass. One of the waiters that I know says “HI“. I nod, say “HI” back and keep on course… He’s Busy. I’m pre-occupied… I only have one thing on my mind…
10 Seconds later, I’m pushing on the Men’s Door and walking in…
It’s EMPTY!
Totally Empty!
I say a silent “HELLO BATHROOM!” as I breath a sigh of relief and enter.
This is a difficult bathroom for me, because it’s usually fairly busy, and sometimes it’s packed.
But not now, I have the whole bathroom to myself.
I step up to the last of 3 Urinals (the one in the corner), unzip and wait.
And while I wait, I pull out my iPhone and play a Word Game (7 Little Words)…
15 Seconds Later, I’m Peeing!
The Door Opens…
A guy walks in and goes to the first urinal. He starts Peeing pretty quickly. I keep playing my game and Peeing as he finishes, flushes, and moves over to the sink.
I’m still Peeing (I’m a slow Pee’r most of the time anyway, so I try to ignore it).
He starts to dry his hands. I’m still Pissing Root Beer!
Finally he opens the door and leaves…
I empty my Bladder and put my phone away.
All DONE!
So the night was a Success!
I Peed in Public WITHOUT the need to Fluid Load or leave the house with a screaming bladder!
I came home Empty, Relieved, and Happy that my Desensitization is Working!
It can’t get any better than that! :)
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