I Fluid Load before we run to Cosco today, and by the time we arrive, I really need to piss.
I head into the men’s bathroom and see one guy at the first urinal (in the corner). The second and third urinal are free.
I take the third urinal which is the closest to the stalls (which I believe are both empty as well).
I unzip, relax and try to concentrate on peeing.
I can hear the guy at the other urinal peeing loudly!
I hold my breath and apply a little pressure down.
And even though I need to pee badly, it’s giving me problems!!!
I pull out my iPhone and play with my text messages, sending stupid Emojis to people, like Connect 4…
As the other guy finishes peeing and starts to head towards the sinks, I finally began to pee myself.
It’s pretty slow to begin, but it’s going, and that’s all that really matters.
I relax some more and just let it happen!
I also keep texting and keep my mind off my surroundings.
Finally my stream picks up and is flowing nicely…
Another guy comes in and walks up to urinal number one.
I’m still peeing!
He’s quiet and I can’t hear anything from him. It makes me wonder if he’s locked up and… if he’s a Paruretic?
I’m still peeing!
It feels like it’s been flowing for two full minutes (and I only drank one bottle of water).
Finally the other guy walks away (the urinals auto flush).
He moves over to the sinks. He must have had a really weak (quiet) stream, or he just pretended to pee.
Could be? I should know…
I’ve been there… Done that!
I keep texting… and…
I’M STILL PEEING!
It’s crazy, but it’s now been about three minutes and there is no sign of stopping! Ha!
I feel kind of silly because two guys have peed and gone, and here I am still standing there.
Outside in the hall, I can hear a mother yelling at her little boy. He’s probably around four. He keeps running into the men’s bathroom and she keeps yelling at him to “come back here“.
He comes in, laughs, screams at her, and then runs back out. What a little BRAT! It’s not so distracting as it is annoying.
But no matter, I’m still peeing…
Ain’t no stopping me!
FINALLY around 4 minutes later, my bladder eases up and empties out. Whew!
That was probably the longest pee I’ve ever had. Talk about boring!
But it felt great and it’s another great success story.
So who’s texting in the bathroom?
That would be me! :)
Smiley Face, Sunset, Thumbs Up, Pizza…
Sounds good to me! :)