Running errands today I Fluid Load before I go.
There’s about five stores that I’m going to, but I’m saving my desensitization for the big stores; Walmart and Sam’s Club. That way I’ll have better odds at having decent traffic and not being the only guy in the bathroom.
As soon as I get to Walmart I had straight for the John.
I go in and see Both Urinals are Empty!
But… there’s someone in the first stall closest to Urinal #2.
So I walk up to Urinal #1, unzip, and wait.
And as I gently hold my breath and apply a little downward pressure, I also pull out my iPhone and check my emails.
This always seems to make my pee pretty quickly…
A Little Distraction!
I start to pee within 15 seconds.
That’s when a guy comes in and walks behind me and goes into the second stall. I keep on peeing with no hesitation.
Now I’m looking at my texts, not really sending any, just reading, and another guy comes in.
He walks behind me as well and goes over to the stalls.
I’m still Peeing!!!
(I did drink two bottles of water)
This guy sees that they are both full and walks behind me again. Out of my peripheral vision I can see that he leans up against the wall facing me and the urinals to wait.
I keep Peeing trying not to let it bother me!
Another guy comes in and goes to Urinal #2 (Full House). He starts to Pee quickly as I finally finish up. WHEW! I zip, flush, and turn towards the sink.
The guy leaning against the wall looks at me for an awkward moment and then I wash and leave. That was scary, but it went well.
…If only all bathrooms went as smooth as this…
About 45 minutes later I find myself at Sam’s Club!I do some shopping, eat some samples, and right before check out I head to the bathroom.
I go in, I’m all alone.
I piss in silence, no one else comes in the entire time.
So that’s two big stores, one busy bathroom, and one quiet as a mouse.
Another day, another success story.
I can’t wait for the day when men coming or going in the bathroom doesn’t phase me anymore.
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