Here’s a really embarrassing thing that happens to me just about every single time I pee:
I Fart when I Pee!
I’m standing there, and as I start to pee, 9 times out of 10 I’ll fart.
I don’t know why, but it never fails.
Maybe it’s because of my initial relief? Or my balls dropping? Or maybe it’s because my sphincter or groin or prostate is loosening up? Who knows?
But as I stand there and begin to pee, within the first 10-15 seconds, a fart will come out.
I know this. I can’t stop it. It just happens.
I’m relaxed, I’m going, I’m happy… I toot a little.
And since I know this, it worries me. If I were to ever stand there at a urinal and start to pee, I’m pretty sure I’d fart.
I’d feel so embarrassed if someone were peeing next to me, or even in the same bathroom. They would hear me. Granted, my farts aren’t rip-roaring loud farts, but you can still hear them.
So how am I supposed to Pee at a Urinal?
Can I stifle my farts?
Hold them in?
Clench my buttocks enough so no one will know?
The things that run through my mind…
I know I’m not the only one who farts when they pee. I hear it all the time in the men’s bathrooms. Men fart! It echoes off the walls. Some are SOOOOO LOUD… I would die!
Especially if there was a line of guys behind me…
Instead I go in the stall to pee and concentrate on making silent farts.
My farts don’t stink!
They don’t! But then again, I probably wouldn’t take my chances either. A fart’s a fart.
The air that was just inside my ass is now down your lungs… NOT a pleasant thought!
I’m pretty sure if I farted next to a guy peeing he’d probably give me a black eye or pee on me…
Hey! There’s more room on the outside than the inside!
Do you Fart when you Pee?
Is it normal?
I say we take a poll… from a safe distance of course. :)