Here’s something that I feel is odd about my peeing habits, considering I’m a Paruretic.
I Pee non-stop in the Shower!
Just about the time I get into the shower, to the time I get out of the shower, I’m peeing.
I don’t know if it’s because I’m in complete privacy. I don’t know if it’s because of the sound of running water. Maybe it’s the feel of the water or the sensation of the water running down my body?
But I can pee constantly in the shower.
I don’t even know where all the piss comes from?
My bladder can’t be that big!
(What am I, producing it on the go?)
I will say this, I LOVE the feeling! It’s total relief. I could stand there for hours.
Now if only I could duplicate that feeling to a public bathroom, I’d be fine.
Maybe it’s because my Hands are getting Wet?
You know that old College Dorm Trick, where they put the sleeping victim’s hand in a bowl of warm water. They end up peeing themselves.
Maybe that’s the key. Maybe I should take a cup of water into the john with me and stick my fingers in it (I’d stick them toilet if it wasn’t so gross).
It’s such an odd thing. What happens to the brain when the hand encounters water?
Why does this lead to Bladder Release?
It’s a mystery that may never be solved…
I’m hitting the showers!
I need to pee!